Location: W.Baltimore Street and Paca, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.7/5
Description: This homeless lady was probably the senior business developer at a mid-sized marketing agency in Hunt Valley before she made the unfortunate decision which lead to her eventual financial ruin… of which I’m referring to buying a flannel jacket.
I don’t know why it is, but I feel that no matter how well off you are there is something about those greyish, puke green flannel jackets which just screams “I’ll suck your fucking cock for some sweet lady H”.
There is basically no point in your life when flannel winter jackets just feel like the right thing to do, and most likely if you are not already homeless and looking for outerwear which will absorb the most knife in a ham-sandwich-knife-fight, you’re just one purchase of a flannel jacket away.