Location: MLK and Lombard, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5
Caption: Couldn’t quite make it to the stadium, I suppose.
Description: I’m pretty sure this year Camden yards finally implemented a “pants required” policy, which probably explains why this guy was outside the stadium.
All I can say about this picture is that the westside smack must be so damn good right now that this dude is willing to open up shop on his ass to get some more. Well sir, I hope your anonymous anal pays off in dividends, because you’re lean is spectacular and I can’t imagine a world in which you find Jesus, clean up, and deprive us all of your magical gift of walking around naked and fucked out of your mind.
Remember, no matter what your family or parole officer tells you, you’re awesome just the way you are… as long as your high on smack with your ass flapping in the wind, otherwise you’re kind of an asshole…