INTERNSHIP RATING!
Location: Gay and Front Streets
Rating: 4.7
Description: We should all be grateful to witness this photograph and to have been part of the inaugural Smack Yoga. I believe this pose is the “Oh look! … a ………….pen……………….ny Pose.” We nearly missed this Yoga Guru in his natural habitat because of his camouflage pants but if you look close you’ll see the deep knee bend that is necessary when you hear the Guru tell you to breeeeeeeathe.
The submitter admitted to a shortcoming. The photographer was unable to capture the lit cigarette between the gently curled fingers. While we here at TGOH appreciate honesty, points must be deducted for missing out on perfection. Additionally, the submitter admitting to missing one more key aspect in this otherwise excellent piece of work. (Really, submitter, you are the Jane Goodall of the Junkie Jungle, nice catch.) The location for this Modern Day Thinker? Outside of the Baltimore City Juvenile Justice Center. (“Baby Bookins” for short.) Had that glorious sign for the BCCJJC been included in this otherwise perfect post, it could have been used as a Motivational Poster to show the young men and women that are members of the Future Criminals of America Club what their Baltimore future holds. Alas, a closer inspection of the photograph reveals that he was no where near the front door, but outside of the large gate and secure door that Baltimore’s Finest used to bring their catch in and out of the Juvenile Bed and Breakfast.
Nice catch and Happy Hunting!
-Intern Steve