Location: State Employee Building, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: It seems every time I see someone with their shirt hiked up over their belly I think, “Damn, I wish I had stomach hair like that guy!"
This dude’s happy trail has turned from a small walking path to an eight lane expressway. Sadly, that’s not the creepiest part about this picture… The un-happy trail crawling up this guy’s back is making a sneak attack and looks like the momma spider in Arachnophobia posed for a kill.
My best guess is that an early childhood mix-up between heroin and Nair lead this dude down the long, hairy road he’s been riding called life. Unfortunately for Magilla Gorilla, this blog rates on leans and not how long you can stay in the water at the Polar-bear plunge.