***BALTIMORE DISTRICT CHALLENGE***
Location: Smitty’s Liquors, Federal Hill, Baltimore, MD
District: 11th
Known For: Pretty much anything people come to Baltimore for other than heroin and hookers.
Councilman: William Cole
Rating: 4.2
Description: Wow, this guy must be a tourist. Look at the way he’s strolling around on zombie-juice showing off his money and chain! Only in the 11th will you see such extravagant wealth. I mean we’ve had some people showing off some pretty extraordinary wealth in the past, but I mean come on, this guy has money, a chain AND shoes!
If you’re going to run into this kind of wealth it’s going to happen in the 11th district, which is one of the few districts in Baltimore nice enough that you don’t doubt that the councilman lives in their district. Actually, it’s nice enough that they have TWO council-people living the district, with 5th District Councilwoman Rikki Spector choosing to live in an inner harbor condo over the hellhole Park Heights area in which she governs. I agree with her decision though. I mean she should live somewhere that there is leadership and vision instead of her district where the city councilperson is a clueless ‘tard phoning it in for a paycheck.