Location: West Pratt and Green Street, Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: This woman ain’t on heroin, she’s just HOT! It’s that kind of day in Baltimore and I wanted to give a shout out to all my bus riding friends who had to sit through this. Not only do our benches make us the greatest city in America, but our buses conveniently run 20-30 minutes late giving us plenty of time to heat our dinner in black plastic bags while we wait in 103 degree heat.
Fuck microwaves, I’m taking the bus!