Location: Light and Pratt St. Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.4/5
Caption: Even with the heroin lean…. We can still dougie.
Description: Damn right we can. After a week away from Baltimore I noticed something strange. Every time you mention you live in Baltimore to any out-of-town yuppie you either get a look of complete horror or new-found respect and admiration.
At first it bothered me, because I love this city and think it’s strange NOT to want to live here, but now I’ve just started to go with it an play it up a little. When people ask me where I live I tell them Baltimore, but I’ve started ending it with “motherfucker!" That way they understand that not only am I a hard pipe-hitting mo-fo because I pay rent inside of a certain zip code, but also while I may be using a credit card to buy their merchandise at the moment, at any time I could just stab them and take what I want.
All I can say is, I’m glad to be back. At least here people KNOW I can stab them at any moment and have to common decency to put up plexiglass in the stores so I don’t have to contemplate that choice.