Location: University of Maryland Medical Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.4/5
Caption: I love the baby bouncy seat in the background. But I love his pose even more.
Description: I usually blame heroin for getting people into these situations, but in this guy’s case the blame clearly falls on Will Smith. Not only has he not put out a good rap album since Big Willie Style but his movie The Pursuit of Happyness made it cool for fathers to sleep in subway stations with their annoyingly cute, and somehow perfectly groomed children.
That works fine in cities like New York or San Francisco with their competent transit systems and plethora of station options, but in Baltimore, where the population sees mass transit as a means for Sambo to ride into your neighborhood and rape your women, our pathetic single subway line is so inconveniently placed that even our bums have to camp out waiting for the next line to be built.
So fuck Will Smith for getting this guy’s hopes up about possibly one day camping out in a Red Line station. We all know that while the state assembly fucked us good last session raising the gas tax, the promised reach-around of using that money for public transit is about as good as my promise to pull out.