Location: H & 13th Streets NE, Washington DC
Rating: 2.6/5
Caption: This guy was captured around 3 PM on Sunday. He had been at the same spot at 11 AM too, but with his jacket zipped up. I think he decided he wanted to sunbathe?
Description: OK Washington apparently you’re not all that bad. This submission could have been from Baltimore if it weren’t for the unboarded windows on the storefront. Many people would say that is a knock on Baltimore, but the boards are a marked improvement over a shop selling what looks like zebra skinned furniture.
Honestly DC, do you have nothing better to spend your cushy government middle-class-welfare checks on? I swear if there is a stupid store idea DC has two of them. The problem is when they try to export the store off of M street and to a place in America where people actually work for money instead of “networking” they don’t pan out.
Remember Cake Love Baltimore? That was a DC export which lasted at least a month and I’m sure is missed by all. Wasn’t it great to pay $10 for a slice of obviously pre-made and heated in the microwave cake which vaguely tasted like the description on the menu? Only in a place where even the act of buying a piece of cake could be construed as a status symbol could such a bullshit store make it. And yes, the DC branch is still open…