Location: Philadelphia, PA
Ratings: 2.1/5
Caption: This guy’s a regular Adam Morrison. If you factor in a 200 dollar daily junk habit and the fact that he’s rode a slew of benches for the majority of his adult life.
Description: Alright, let me start with the positive. This caption is solid gold. Secondly, the park with a tree growing out of a hole of asphalt makes Baltimore’s piss-poor, underfunded parks look like a gilded garden of Eden.
On the downside this submission is like trying to pass off a trip the zoo as an African safari. The angle, the bars, where’s the danger of taking that cell phone pic inches away from a swaying drug addict who at any moment can fall on you.
Great caption, but I expect more excitement from the city of brotherly love.