***BALTIMORE DISTRICT CHALLENGE***
Location: Dean Street, Brewers Hill, Baltimore, MD
District: 1st
Known For: Yuppies bullying junkies and old people out of their waterfront homes.
Councilman: James Kraft
Rating: 2.7
Description: In the last 15 years this district has flipped the whole “Baltimore food-chain” on it’s head. This guy is a perfect example of how backwards the 1st district is - we have a fat, white guy in a collared shirt passed out at 2PM on a strangers stoop so f’d up that getting smacked in the back of the head with the door doesn’t wake him up. Three times…
It used to be in Baltimore that some minority would move into a neighborhood and all the white people would flee for their lives to the suburbs in an old fashion practice called “block busting”. The 1st district is experiencing just the opposite as boozed up yuppies, and beefcake bros have made the area almost uninhabitable to anyone over the age of 25 and not working at T. Rowe or Excellon. The few elderly that are somehow holding on at least get the added experience on any given Sunday morning you could be stepping over the prone body of the children of Baltimore’s “who’s who” crowd on their way to church.
That might explain why I get such a high volume of pictures from the 1st district, but honestly most of them are just passed out brosky’s after 25 cent Miller Lite night on the square. For that reason I took major points off of this one because the guys is obviously passed out, and I’m also willing to bet the only H he can blame for his condition is Heineken.