Location: Baltimore Light Rail, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.6/5
Caption: Watch out for zombies disguised in business suits.
Description: This submission is like a modern version of Trading Places. I can just see this guy impressing the board at a T Rowe with his street smarts such as the number of grams in an ounce or how much baby powder you can mix with cocaine and still get a decent high.
Unfortunately, it’s more likely this is just his day in court and honestly I’m worried for the guy. Not seriously worried, junkies never go to jail for the myriad number of property and theft crimes they perpetrate to keep feeding the beast. I just worried he might not have enough time to get the suit cleaned before the next one!