***BALTIMORE DISTRICT CHALLENGE***
Location: 1376 N Gay Street, Baltimore, MD
District: 13th
Known For: The OTHER city councilman who keeps getting arrested.
Councilman: Warren Branch
Rating: 3.2
Description: Back in May a reader submission found a special Easter Egg in Google Maps, transforming me from a hipster, trend-setter into a try-hard. Unsurprisingly, Google outdid me again with this Google Maps masterpiece of a zombie dance complete with spotter.
I actually took some points off because of the spotter. Sure, I mean spotters make sense for a lot of innocent recreational activity, say… auto-erotic asphyxiation. I might not be an expert in Heroin use, but if Heroin is anything like the old double-clutch than someone else standing around making sure you’re safe takes away all the fun!!
As for District 13, there really isn’t too much to say. An area of town that has been on the decline for the better part of 50 years, the last 20 years of which were under the leadership of someone named Branch. While the leadership has been underwhelming and often absent from voting, there are few things worth pointing out on this blog. Even the arrests of the councilman are less fun to pick on, it’s hard to poke fun when the accuser has to do so behind a lawyer from the House of Ruth (spousal abuse is way too heavy for this site…).