Location: Charles and 24th, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.1/5
Description: I don’t usually give anything over a 3 to someone lying down, but one look at the flip phone and the inner-hipster in me threw him some extra points. Or maybe I took a horseshoe rating and added one for leaning against the pole?
Either way, this dude needs to do us all a favor and stick to the heroin and not so much crack.