Location: Federal Hill, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.3/5
Caption: "…I almost felt guilty for calling an ambulance and wake him from his slumber, but I didn’t want to deal with the possibility of a dead junkie on my doorstep."
Description: I can think of nothing more badass to tell all my co-workers who live in the county than I’m going to be late to work because there is a dead junkie on my doorstep. I think after a call like that I’d be be able to take two donuts on Raven’s Friday and no one would say a damn thing.