Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5
Description: Carryout AND Liquor? It must be Christmas in Baltimore and this guy has already opened his present. Looks like he broke into the pantry a little early too and cooked himself up something special.
Honestly, why spend all that time and money going to mall in Towson? It’s so crowded, the street riots are fun but can get repetitive, and don’t get me started about getting shot in the parking garage! In Baltimore city we don’t need a mall, anything can be a Christmas present - just as long as it can be used to get blasted. We are the epitome of non-materialistic in that way, and that is an other reason I love Baltimore. Think about it, where else do spoons and a piece of rope make a perfectly fine Christmas present!?