Location: 7-Eleven, N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.3/5
Caption: Spent 5+ minutes trying to make himself a coffee which he then put in a cloth bag and tried to sneak out with. One of the employees caught him and they were in the process of calling the cops as I left.
Description: A distant third in the Baltimore area convenience store rankings, 7-Eleven coffee hits a new low when nodding zombies refuse to pay for it. None-the-less, I still wouldn’t want to be the guy on record attempting to steal the 7-Eleven coffee in question.
Sure, if they arrest him he’s only going to spend about 20 minutes in jail, which is barely enough time to get his first BGF tag, but he’ll still have to wear the badge of shame of being the guys who attempted to steal a pretty lousy cup of coffee… and failed.