Location: 200 E. Lexington St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Ahh, Baltimore fashion. The initial plan was to create a time capsule for all outdated 90’s hip-hop fashions and store them away so our grandchildren could one day unbury them and realize how ridiculously we dressed trying to look like Chris “Daddy Mac” Smith.
When that plan was found to be too expensive the world chose the cheaper route of letting idiots in Baltimore continue to walk around looking like complete tools and agreeing to never call them out on failed fashion trends from over twenty years ago. JNCO jeans and tall tees are allowed to be worn by all without ridicule in the name of preservation of a lost fashion which the vast majority of Americans have found to be a complete waste of perfectly good cotton.
The only downfall I can see in this plan is that I can’t tell if he’s just holding his pants up, or dropping trou in the middle of the street (which is worth a few tenths of a point at least).