Location: Lexington Market, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.3/5
Caption: Solo Happy Hour in the rain at Lexington Market! This is the second time in roughly the same spot that I’ve seen this woman high off her ass.
Description: Every hour is happy hour at Lexington Market. Honestly, that market is one of the greatest Baltimore experiences which I would never tell a tourist about.
People think I’m being sarcastic when I tell them how much I love Lexington Market, but it’s literally one of my favorite places in the world. Ever wonder what true capitalism looks like? Take a stroll through Lexington. Regulations and legality are checked at the door as you stroll through a life-sized terrarium of unregulated commerce.
It’s like a Libertarian’s wet dream, only instead of people thriving after casting off the shackles of regulation, they are trying to score speedballs and cheap BJs in the bathroom stalls.