Location: Light Rail, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.8/5
Description: The best part about this submission is that other than showing our complete lack of light rail ridership during peak hours this submission also shows the undying love that Baltimore has with jorts and our eagerness to be on the cutting edge when they come back into style.
I’d be willing to bet the last time these pants were considered fashionable was at a Styx concert at Hammerjack’s. Unlike many east coast cities, buying pants in Baltimore is often a multi-generational decision, and this poor girl is stuck living with her parents miscalculated bet that the 80’s would never die.
I gave her a few extra points for doing the only logical thing you can do to complement those shorts and injecting as much heroin as physically possible without dying and riding public transit, but unfortunately I had to take a lot of points off for sitting down in the process.