Location: Brooklyn, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: This is the most pathetic lean I think I’ve ever seen… If I was driving that car I would get out and make her do some laps until she learns to take her heroin like she means it.
I only gave her as high a score as I did because her fresh take on the whole “Get hooked on smack, lose all your friends and alienate family, years later die broke, friendless and alone because some 15-year-old kids decided mixing with rat poison with his package would make him $20 more” with the much more simple “Get high. Take Chevy bumper to the dome.” Bravo. Fucking brilliant.