Location: 6:15AM West Hollywood, CA
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: Children advert your eyes! I don’t know where this guy thinks he is but this is completely unacceptable for polite society. I mean SOCKS WITH SANDALS!
It’s not even like these are dark socks which attempt to blend into his otherwise low-key footwear, but instead he has the balls to wear bright white socks with a pair of house shoes on a city street in America. What has this world come to!
My first submission from California and this is definitely a strong showing! Even though he has obvious support on this one, I’ll give him some credit and take his stoop-slump as just an attempt to cover some naughty-bits for the kids.
Not only does this raise the question of how exactly this guy ended up pants-less on a front stoop at 6AM, but it also raises the more interesting question of how did lose his pants without losing his shoes?! This guy needs an agent, because I haven’t had this amount of intrigue about anyone in Hollywood since Brittany Spears was blowing her roadies.