Location: Sissen St. & 28th Street. Remington, Baltimore.
Rating: 4.2/5
Description: Shorty getting low! For some reason all I can think about in this picture is trying to take a dump in a foreign bathroom where the toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground. Most Americans I know can’t handle that shit when they’re stone cold sober, and this chick is half asleep and looks ready to blast out some night soil in the middle of a Baltimore neighborhood. Impressive!
The caption submitter appears to believe this was magic, but I think the only magic up this chick’s sleeves is how many of her veins in her arm she can make disappear:
At first glance, you would think this person has stopped to tie their shoe, however, take a second look and you’ll realize something magical is happening here.
This Baltimore Zombie, like some sort of scourer, is practically levitating right in the middle of the street. If only the photo could have captured him bobbing back and forth in this epic position.
Either they have excelled at the art of squatting, or this is simply the power of that “Hay-ron!”