Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.3/5
Description: Reason #29375 Baltimore is more hardcore than your city:
Your city tailgates by cooking burgers and drinking cheap beer in a stadium parking lot. Baltimore tailgates by cooking junk on a stolen hospital spoon and then shooting it with a rusty needle in a piss-stained alley.
See, the thing is we’re going for the same inebriated effect, only your city is doing it with a Chevy Geo and Baltimore is doing it with a McLaren F1. They’ll both get you there, only with one of them the ride will be so damn fun you won’t mind that you knocked out your teeth when you hit the gas pedal, and your city is the other one.