Location: Near W. Lombard, Pigtown, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.5/5
Description: All I can think of when I got this submission of a guy sleeping on an electric transformer is “what a genius idea!”. I mean not only does this guy get the extra added height to lord over the plethora of other homeless people invariably spending the night around the base of this thing, but I bet it also charges his cell phone without having to plug it in!
Of course there is always the concern about the inevitable hobo-zombie fluid leaks which will of course lead to this guys untimely demise, but honestly that death is to smackheads as dying in battle was to the Vikings. This guy would go directly to smackhead Valhalla, which I could imagine would be a plastic coated Eden.
Took a lot of points off on this one because he’s passed out and it’s really not the ideal angle to get a good idea of what’s going on. For all I know he’s already passed over the rainbow bridge and is sharing a needle with Oden himself… and if that’s the case this one is at least a 3.