HATE MAIL RATING
Message:
Why do you think it’s so fucking cool to be a fucking asshole and violate people’s privacy taking they’re pictures without they’re permission so you can sit on your high horse and make fun of them online? Does it make your day that much better being a stuck up faggot?
Obviously Fake Email Address: TSB (fuckyou@fuckyou.com)
Rating: 2.2/5
Description: Not only does this lack originality, but the message is completely without sting and the homophobic references aren’t even offensive anymore. Call me an insult hipster, but it’s 2013, saying “fuck you” to someone is basically how we say hello and calling someone a faggot these days just makes you pity the poor asshole making the remark. I mean sure, I let this guy’s dad give me a blow job, but I’m a guy and everyone knows we love to get our dicks sucked. No need to resort to name calling, especially when it shows your ignorance.
As for the rest of it it reads like a form letter. Where is the passion, the intensity, the streaming webcam of one of my pets being slowly dismembered in a vacant warehouse while you’re wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and ranting about how heroin addicts will inherit the earth? Honestly, a stock image taken straight from Google Images and a few “fuck you” and “faggots” placed in a seemingly random order? I better stop writing because the longer I do the lower your score drops…
Finally, I want to apologize to people who submitted pics because I’m responding to this limp-dick rather than spending time rating submissions.