INTERNSHIP RATING!
Location: Giant on York Road, Towson, MD
Rating: 2.0
Description: Training for the Special H Olympics seems to have led this zombie far from his usual inner city training grounds. Unfortunately, it appears he took his “Chasing the Dragon” event literally and his gear is weighing him down too much to make it to the East Baltimore ally where the event starts. In the words of a great American poet, “He’s going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, he’ll be back in an hour or so.”
Extra points for possibly only having one leg, but I’m taking them right back for carrying around that sign which most likely says ”If found, please return to nearest tar den”.
-Earley