INTERNSHIP RATING!
Location: ”The Block”, Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.0/5
Description: Here’s a dude that just doesn’t care. Is he pissing in the street or did he just blow a load after feeding money into a private viewing booth showing “Chicks with Dicks, Vol. 28”? The world may never know.
When the smacked out residents of our esteemed city usually drop a loaf in their pants and keep on shufflin’ it’s hard to tell exactly what is going on when someone hangs dong. Still I am giving this guy points for amazing public urination skills (or was is exposure?) and not giving a fuck, but he loses a bit for actually whipping it out and not pissing directly into his drawers without knowing about it.
Baltimore is amazing, they think of everything like the Walgreens down the street from the discount strip clubs so you can buy your antibiotics for the clap you caught in the VIP room at the Diamond Lounge the same night you pick it up! Just more forward thinking from the city that knowingly placed the red light district two blocks away from the Inner Harbor tourist traps, and less than a block from a kids Discovery Zone!
-K