Location: The Block, Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: In this dude’s defense he probably didn’t even mean to get high, he probably just absorbed all the heroin from the stripper sweat after his lunchtime lapdance at the Jewel Box.
And what’s with the shopping bag? How in the hell did a high-as-fuck jaunt down the red light district of Baltimore get this dude in the mood for shopping, let along buying enough shit to fill a garbage bag? Maybe he has a large extended family who he plans to surprise that night with an economy pack of vibrators, or finally made that last payment on the gimp suit he’s had on layaway since last Christmas.
Either way, this picture creeps me out more than most and that can mean only one thing… BONUS POINTS!