Location: 200 N. Eutaw St, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: 200 N. Eutaw St, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.2/5Description: You have to ask yourself sometimes… where are the parents?! Letting this zombie nap face down in a plastic bag is only going to raise...
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Technically Baltimore Article and Response: The blog’s anonymous founder said that all the money raised from the sales ofIn response to the recent update from “Back on My Feet” we here at TGOH would...
View ArticleLocation: Pratt and Gay St, Baltimore,...
Location: Pratt and Gay St, Baltimore, MDRating: 3.9/5Description: This site has caused quite a controversy over the last few days, and I believe it’s because of the political views displayed in my...
View ArticleNon-hate Mail!
We received this message from a reader last week and I think it sums up the site a lot better than I ever did:…Back in my late teens and early 20’s I was a “zombie.” I have been clean for over 20 years...
View ArticleLocation: Cold Spring and Montebello, Baltimore,...
Location: Cold Spring and Montebello, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.5/5Caption: I didn’t realize they did sleeping studies at Morgan StateDescription: I totally understand the baggy pants thing. It’s a way to...
View ArticleShirts are selling out!
Shirts are selling out!: Shirts are selling out quickly! 2 Small, 6 Large, 1 XXL and a dozen Mediums remain! If you were thinking about buying one but were waiting there is no more time to wait. We are...
View ArticleLocation: Penn Station, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: Penn Station, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.2/5Description: The submitter explained the situation better than I can:This is taken at the Saturday Penn Station market in downtown Baltimore. This guy...
View ArticleLocation: The Block, Baltimore St, Baltimore,...
Location: The Block, Baltimore St, Baltimore, MDRating: 3.8/5Description: In this dude’s defense he probably didn’t even mean to get high, he probably just absorbed all the heroin from the stripper...
View ArticleGarfield couldn’t take the pressure of celebrity life and...
Garfield couldn’t take the pressure of celebrity life and turns to a life of drugs…
View ArticleLocation: Near Lexington Market, Baltimore,...
Location: Near Lexington Market, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.8/5Description: You know what’s wrong with the dude in this picture? Not a damn thing!While you’re sitting at home trying to figure out what to...
View ArticleYearly Plug for Charity
Readers:Even I understand that there are limitations on how much can be done with a snarky blog about the hilarious heroin addiction problem US cities. Sure, this blog is a great way to get a sneak...
View ArticleLocation: Raven’s Stadium, Baltimore,...
Location: Raven’s Stadium, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Probably needed something to calm his nerves for that last minute of the Steelers game (I’d say Detroit, but that was away). What...
View ArticleTwas the night before Christmas and throughout BaltimoreThis...
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout BaltimoreThis dude was still looking for dope he could score.As his children lay hungry in some foster home bedhe thought, “If I could score some white...
View ArticleI’m out until after the new year, but I wanted to thank you all one...
I’m out until after the new year, but I wanted to thank you all one last time for reading and supporting our site! This year we gave away over $900 to good causes, sold some awesome schwag, and had...
View ArticleLocation: Baltimore Metro Station, Baltimore,...
Location: Baltimore Metro Station, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.2/5Description: Pop Quiz! This is the one which separates the locals from the tourist:Q: What’s the first thing people say whenever you bring...
View ArticleLocation: Saratoga and Calvert, Baltimore,...
Location: Saratoga and Calvert, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.0/5Description: It’s been a slow start to the new year, but that’s mostly my fault for taking so damn long to get over the holiday hangover.At...
View ArticlePerfect 5
Perfect 5: I received a perfect 5 from a reader in Philly, and after many minutes of attempting to download the video and place on Tumblr I just plain ol’ give up. If you’re in the mood for some feel...
View ArticleLocation: Light Rail, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.6/5Description: I...
Location: Light Rail, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.6/5Description: I would say this is what Canton is trying to keep out by attempting to stop the light rail from expanding into their neighborhood, except...
View ArticleFucking Baltimore, EVERYTHING closes on Sundays. (NOTE: Real...
Fucking Baltimore, EVERYTHING closes on Sundays.(NOTE: Real sign in Station North)
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