Location: Raven’s Stadium, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Probably needed something to calm his nerves for that last minute of the Steelers game (I’d say Detroit, but that was away).
What pisses me off about this more than anything is that it looks like this dude is tripping balls INSIDE THE STADIUM! I LOVE the Ravens, but in the 18 years they’ve been here have only coughed up the money to see them live a handful of times. Apparently I need to find daddy smack-bucks here and figure out how to diversify my investment portfolio to include swallowing condoms full of H and walking across the Mexican boarder.
Fuck this dude for using his ticket to one of the greatest sporting events we have to keep him out of the rain while he’s riding the snake.