Location: Baltimore Metro Station, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.2/5
Description: Pop Quiz! This is the one which separates the locals from the tourist:
Q: What’s the first thing people say whenever you bring up the Baltimore Metro?
A: “Wait…. Baltimore has a subway?!”
They usually listen up until you explain that it runs from Owings Mills to the Johns Hopkins Medical Center and after they realize it goes nowhere they would possible want to travel they go back to forgetting that it ever existed.
What those fools are missing out on is the amazing talent we keep hidden underground, like this dude doing a perfect hurdler’s stretch in an otherwise empty subway station. I’m pretty sure the only thing this dude jumped in the last five years is off the wagon, but he’s keeping plenty limber enough to turn that around any day now.