Location: Dundalk, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: She’s not high, she’s just floored that Jos A. Bank was bought out by Men’s Warehouse yesterday. I mean the two months plus of play-by-play coverage in the Baltimore Sun had us all on the edge of our seats, but in an unforeseen turn of events th… who I am I kidding, not a single fucking person in Baltimore gave a shit about that story they’ve been publicly flogging for the past couple months… She’s fucking HIIIIIIGH!!