Location: University of Maryland Medical Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.3/5
Description: Wow this one is deep. The smack-head who has probably been on H since ‘94 passed out in front of a cornerstone of that year like he’s in front of his own gravestone. I think I’m actually starting to get emotio….oh wait… forget it, he crapped himself.
Those are some serious skid marks on the back of the jeans and seeing how he is passed out on some pretty hard concrete I’d be willing to bet some of those stains are an inside job (if you know what I mean…). Unfortunately, while I commend his ability to keep the party going even after some uninvited guests show up, I have to take major points off for lying down on the dance floor.