Location: Baltimore Convention Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.1/5
Description: We all know the primary purpose of the bus system in Baltimore city is transporting smacked-out junkie between benches. What we don’t know… is why?
Well here at TGOH we don’t just ask the questions, we make up answers for them! Our theory on this phenomenon is that it’s actually a ploy by Stephanie Rawlings-Blake to make Baltimore city look like we actually have MORE people than we do. SRB has already acknowledged that she has the leadership skills of a bag of rocks and now in a diabolical scheme to fool the census bureau she is paying off our homeless in H to ride the buses all day to give the appearance of a bustling metropolis!
She would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for the extensive research at TGOH and the half case of Natty Boh I drank while watching the Raven’s playoff game this afternoon!
As for the picture, this is pretty standard fare for ANY bus stop in Baltimore, and definitely a weak but typical showing of our local talent. This one doesn’t really stand out… but then again that’s exactly what SRB is hoping for…