HATE MAIL RATING
MESSAGE:
i was on google looking for information about Heroine, and i came by this page. Really…? you and your wife are stupid. you need to get a life, what a sad waste of a webpage, don’t you have anything better to do with your life, than laughing at junkies?
RATING: 2.2/5
DESCRIPTION: Finally, someone with superior moral values giving me direction on what I should do with my time! I have been floundering here trying to figure out what exactly my purpose in life was and along comes this kind soul to serve as my moral compass and show me that the correct way to deal with heroin addiction is through reverence for the anointed ones we dare not make fun of.
Honestly, this is probably the worst fucking shame-job I’ve received in a long time. If I were paying by the hour I’d cut this bitch up after I blew my load for wasting my time. The picture is stock photo shit, your message is completely unoriginal and reeks of self-importance, and your back-story about searching for heroin related material is not only unwarranted but also just a cover up for why you read through my whole site (like the About page where I mention I’m married jackass?).
Even reading this limp-dicked bullshit makes it difficult to get a hard-on and I want to apologize ahead of time to my wife who is going to have to suffer through me shoving a marshmallow in a coin slot until I can get this self-righteous asshole’s post out of my head.