Location: E. Lafeyette Street, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: I know what you’re thinking, that guy from Kony 2012 has a kickin’ tan! I’m guessing it’s from all that time he spent masturbating outdoors in southern California without wearing sunscreen.
Sure, I’ll be the first to admit that this guy is not on heroin. For those of you who do not live in Baltimore let me explain my reasoning… heroin addicts are “Day of the Dead” and this guy is more “28 Days Later”.
I really like the commentary about what this guy is doing, the street karate is probably my favorite. There is definitely a pharmaceutical answer to what is going on here so I feel comfortable rating this, but I took a few points off because even with all my Baltimore street cred I have no idea what this guy’s on!!