Location: N Charles and E Center St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.5/5
Description: I wish I could say this were unique. I mean the junkies fingers are literally trapped inside the coin return on the parking meter, this should probably be an unusual thing. Sadly, in Baltimore the number two killer of junkies, after just plain ol’ partying too fucking hard, is starvation from getting fingers stuck in parking meter coin returns.
I don’t know if it’s out of habit or because they really think they’re going to get something, but I swear I see the same junkies trying the same meters every day as if someone is going to forget the change from the $100 bill they shoved in this thing. Not only that, but these machines all take credit card now, so there is no way this can be a profitable venture. But still for some reason we can’t go a day without some zombie hooked to the machine like Yogi in a bear-trap.
This might not be the best lean I’ve ever seen, but check out the guy in the Hoveround stuck behind this guy. Points off for being literally attached to a support, but I’m adding them back on for the dick move of blocking a disabled dude in the process and being so fucked up you obviously don’t give a shit that Fat Albert can’t get around. Hey hey hey!