Location: Boston, MA
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: Honestly, who hasn’t wanted to shoot smack after spending a day shopping at The Children’s Place? The creepy posters of priest-bait on the walls, and the models with matching Bieber haircuts wearing pre-hipster graphic tees. This couple is just living out the fantasy of just about every parent out there, and for that my hats are off to you Boston.
I’m also impressed by their ability to not only ride the subway while blasted on smack, but they stop for a paper and an iced coffee for the ride home as well. I swear, if you give this guy any more H you run the risk that he’ll start doing his taxes!
Great submission, but I did take a little more than a point off because even though these guys spent more than 20 minutes in the land of nod, they didn’t get their lean on like I would have hoped.