Location: Back River Neck Rd, Essex, MD
Rating: 4.4/5
Description: This one comes with a story which illustrates just how completely and utterly fucked the suburbs would be if the junkies only figured out that the bus lines don’t end at the city line:
I was picking up my niece from High School when we looked over and saw this beauty…we sat through the light once already when we decided to take the pic - we couldn’t believe she was in the same position, my sweet & sheltered mother kept insisting she just dropped something…for 8 minutes, until it dawned on us that she was doing the infamous, unmistakable, heroin-induced zombie lean and grabbed a pic!
This reader’s mom should write a thank you letter to the Housing Authority of Baltimore City for giving all of their tenants lead poisoning over the years so they can’t read the fine print on the housing voucher which says they can live anywhere in Maryland. If you can’t peg this woman as a junkie within 30 seconds of her coat rack impersonation you have no business living anywhere near these people.