Location: Hamburg St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: I think I finally realized how I can quit my day job and rate heroin addict pictures all day… product placement!! Take this picture for example, with the car logo perfectly in focus with the doped out junkie leaning in the background I can put some snappy tagline in the caption like “Ford, it’s like shooting heroin directly into your scrotum!” and all the junkies who read my site just to see if they or their friends are on here will run out and buy Fords because they’re dumb enough to actually believe buying an automobile would be analogous to shooting a morphine substitute into their genitalia.
Wow… This may be my best idea since I started this blog. In fact, I was going to finish this post but instead I’m going to draft my resignation letter.