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Location: Hamburg St, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: I...
Location: Hamburg St, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: I think I finally realized how I can quit my day job and rate heroin addict pictures all day… product placement!! Take this picture for...
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I’m taking the week off to think about what I’ve...
I’m taking the week off to think about what I’ve done. I’ll see you after spring break!
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CREEPY FAN MAIL!! Fake Name/Email: Wait till you see my dick...
CREEPY FAN MAIL!!Fake Name/Email: Wait till you see my dick (a.painful.pox@gmail.com) CREEPY MESSAGE:You’re a real edgy guy with a real edgy blog. It’s like if an old David Cross joke were run into the...
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Location: Corner of N. Charles and 23rd...
Location: Corner of N. Charles and 23rd St.Rating: 4.2/5Description: This submission came with the following inspirational caption:“You can do it Opie, just 20 more steps to the methadone clinic!”Can...
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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 2.2/5Description: I know what...
Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 2.2/5Description: I know what you’re thinking…. “That guy isn’t on heroin, he just loves the smell of his own crotch.”You’re damn right he does, but something about those...
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Location: Hampden and 29th St., Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable...
Location: Hampden and 29th St., Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Sure, Baltimore’s nursing homes aren’t as cushy as those in “functional” cities in America, but our seniors are too...
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Location: Pacific Beach, San Diego, CaliforniaRating:...
Location: Pacific Beach, San Diego, CaliforniaRating: 3.1/5Description: This comes all the way from the west coast where my readers tell the heroin isn’t worth a damn. After learning about their plight...
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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.9/5Description: This gem came...
Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.9/5Description: This gem came with the following awesome caption:Was juuuust about to drive home but decided to have a snack first.Took off some points for the lean...
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Location: E-train, New York, NYRating: Honorable...
Location: E-train, New York, NYRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Only in New York…. An other one where the submitter explains it better than me:Ok, so maybe he’s not on heroin, but its still a...
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Location: Linwood and Baltimore St, Baltimore,...
Location: Linwood and Baltimore St, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.4/5Description: This might be the cover shot for my book of ironic bus stop zombies. Funny enough, the caption this one came with is also the...
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Location: E Fayette and Central, Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable...
Location: E Fayette and Central, Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Great pic, but only an honorable mention because of the caption description:…rush hour right near Eddie B’s Glass...
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Location: Millington Ave, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: Millington Ave, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.3/5Description: Once again the caption that came with this one is better than anything I could write for the description. Short, sweet and a great title...
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Location: E. Pratt near S. Patterson Park...
Location: E. Pratt near S. Patterson Park AveRating: 2.4/5Description: This one came pre-rated from the submitter, and to my surprise it was actually rated lower by him than my score… 2.1/5? Upper...
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Location: University of Maryland Medical...
Location: University of Maryland Medical CampusRating: 2.6Description: In most cities the guy with the cane laid out in front of the immediate care would probably be brought in by the medical workers...
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Location: 2nd and E, NW, Washington, DCRating:...
Location: 2nd and E, NW, Washington, DCRating: 3.3/5Description: Dude, it’s Sunday, you don’t have to pay.This gem apparently was our submitter’s consolation prize for the day though, as DC has...
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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable...
Location: Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Best… caption… ever…I dont think they meant it like this….
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Location: UMBC Library (University of Maryland, Baltimore...
Location: UMBC Library (University of Maryland, Baltimore County)Rating: Honorable MentionDescription: It appears TGOH has finally made the college scene (about damn time!) and unfortunately it wasn’t...
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Location: Penn Station,New York, New...
Location: Penn Station,New York, New YorkRating: 3.2/5Description: This guy is either acting out a Felice Brother’s song (give yourself 2 hipster-points if you get that reference), or he got...
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Location: Michael’s Craft Store, Towson,...
Location: Michael’s Craft Store, Towson, MDRating: 4.3/5Description: I hate it when people lurk over you in the checkout line! Oh yeah, and being creeped on by a dude drooling on the floor because he’s...
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Location: New York CityRating: 4.2/5Description: This was the...
Location: New York CityRating: 4.2/5Description: This was the last picture on the camera we found in the subway. The camera’s owner was never seen again…
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