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Location: Camden Yards, Baltimore,...

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Location: Camden Yards, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.9/5
Description: Johan Santana does NOT look like he’s going to be ready this year… 


Location: 66 Bus Philadelphia, PARating: 4.7/5 Description:...

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Location: 66 Bus Philadelphia, PA
Rating: 4.7/5 
Description: Parent of the year here gets national attention for her participation in “Bring your daughter to your dealer” day where she apparently got blasted and spent some quality time together.

I’m not sure how to feel about this, I mean it makes national news in Philly and sparks a manhunt for the mom by DHS, but the pictures I post of pregnant women nodding out at bus stops barely gets a few dozen likes… Is it’s just nationally assumed that people in Baltimore are that fucking hardcore? Hmmm…

Either way, it’s a monster lean, even with the kid banging on her head. I took off some points for sitting down, but gave a ton back for showing her daughter the valuable lesson that nothing in life, not even your own children, are more important than the blast.

People Of Septa

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People Of Septa:

If Baltimore had a transit system I would have started this website instead. Read it. Follow it.

If you can’t trust the 15-year-old high school dropout...

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If you can’t trust the 15-year-old high school dropout selling you dope, who can you trust!?

Two years ago I got a stupid idea to post a few cell phone shots I took of some leaners while...

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Two years ago I got a stupid idea to post a few cell phone shots I took of some leaners while walking downtown and rate them. I figured I would give an outlet to the people of Baltimore (and beyond) who were tired of quietly sitting by and watching addiction run rampant through our city.

I had no idea that the response would be so positive, and after two years and nearly four hundred posts I am still receiving great submissions from Baltimore residents who care about our great city. We care enough to show the true cost of addiction, the real effect it has on our city, and the work that needs to start taking place to fix it. We care enough to show kids where that first blast will lead you (if you’re lucky) and hopefully give those addicted the motivation they need to walk away. 

Well happy birthday to me, and thank you to all of you who continue to send in great content and share your stories on this site. I wouldn’t be writing this without you.

TGOH

Location: Dundalk, MDRating: 3.2/5Description: She’s not...

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Location: Dundalk, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: She’s not high, she’s just floored that Jos A. Bank was bought out by Men’s Warehouse yesterday. I mean the two months plus of play-by-play coverage in the Baltimore Sun had us all on the edge of our seats, but in an unforeseen turn of events th… who I am I kidding, not a single fucking person in Baltimore gave a shit about that story they’ve been publicly flogging for the past couple months… She’s fucking HIIIIIIGH!!

FINALLY! An article about Baltimore which doesn’t mention...

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FINALLY! An article about Baltimore which doesn’t mention “House of Cards”!

(Courtesy of Dan - I hope you got an A on this project.)

Location: Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable Mention (drunk)...

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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention (drunk)
Description: Happy St. Paddy’s Day Baltimore! Celebrate your Irish heritage with pride.


Chris Arnade Photography

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Chris Arnade Photography:

Wow… Blow away by this addiction site out of New York. I now know which neighborhood to go to in NYC to get my dick sucked (kidding kidding…. or am I???) 

Read it. Share it. Follow it.

Location: Dublin, Ireland Rating: 2.4/5Description: All the way...

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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Rating: 2.4/5
Description: All the way from across the pond… I had no idea that anyone outside of Baltimore read this site, although with over 6,000 readers I’m pretty sure I tapped out the literate Baltimoreans a few hundred likes ago.

Sure, he’s sitting and possible just drunk, but I still rated him because in my mind this dude yelled “PARKOUR” before passing out.

So this happened… A cop got his car stuck on the stairs in...

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So this happened… A cop got his car stuck on the stairs in Patterson Park last week. Ever wonder how all those genius high school dropout dealers manage to outsmart these guys?

Location: Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MDRating:...

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Location: Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.1/5 
Description: This dude rubbed way too much on… WAY too much.

(Courtesy of James via Facebook)

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(Courtesy of James via Facebook)

Location: Random Subway Station, New York City Rating:...

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Location: Random Subway Station, New York City
Rating: 3.2/5 
Description: I know exactly what’s going through this guy’s head right now. He’s thinking, “Shit… How pissed are my kids going to be when I tell them I lost Grandma.”

We’ve all been there man. Just put some posters up around town and offer a reward.

Location: Rofo parking lot, Eastern Ave and Kane Street Rating:...

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Location: Rofo parking lot, Eastern Ave and Kane Street
Rating: 2.8/5 
Description: If I could suck my own dick I’d paint flames on the side of my truck too.


Location: Unknown (Probably Baltimore)Rating:...

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Location: Unknown (Probably Baltimore)
Rating: 1.7/5 
Description: At least he’s not sleeping on the concrete like a bum.

What are those, boat shoes? Is this how the one percent gets blasted??

I can here the conversation now: “I have a splendid idea, we can take the yacht up to Baltimore for the weekend and then huff gas at a construction site until one of us passes out.”

"Smashing idea Worthington, I’ll fetch the decanter for my favorite 93 octane."

(Picture Coutesy of Shalom via Facebook)

Location: Unknown (probably Baltimore) Rating:...

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Location: Unknown (probably Baltimore)
Rating: 4.6/5 
Description: Not sure if this is cheating or double points. Either way, this is true friendship which will never be broken… until one of them stabs the other over H later this week.

(courtesy of Jamie via Facebook)

Location: Brooklyn, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: This is an HOV...

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Location: Brooklyn, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: This is an HOV lane… High On eVery-fucking-thing.

Location: York Road, Baltimore Rating: 4.2/5 Description:...

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Location: York Road, Baltimore
Rating: 4.2/5 
Description: Nice walker. All I can think when looking at this pic is “Thank God that thing has brakes…”.

Location: Baltimore HonRating: BadassDescription: Sent in by a...

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Location: Baltimore Hon
Rating: Badass
Description: Sent in by a reader to prove not all Baltimore zombies are a bad thing. Way to go Ray, you officially have the coolest fucking tattoo in b-more.

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