Location: Fells Point, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.8/5
Description: Fuck it, if you can’t beat em, join em.
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Location: Fells Point, Baltimore, MDRating:...
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We received a request from a very concerned family of a young...
We received a request from a very concerned family of a young woman who has gone missing, and you can help Baltimore. Read below and please keep an eye out.
——- MISSING PERSON: JACKIE MERRENBLUM ——-
Last seen: Baltimore City on the Westside. She has been missing for more than a month.
Description: Jackie is about 5’3” around 170lbs. She has “Twiztid Juggalette” tattooed on her lower back and 2 birds in the middle of her upper back, she also has a Mrs. Pacman on her wrist.
What you can do: If you see her call 911. She has a 2 year old daughter who misses her very much. Please share this this. #bringjackiehome
——- MISSING PERSON: JACKIE MERRENBLUM ——
Please share, and thank you in advance for your help.
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CrossFit is a fad, this shit is here to stay!
CrossFit is a fad, this shit is here to stay!
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Location: Power Plant Live, Baltimore,...
Location: Power Plant Live, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: Nothing says class like walking around downtown in a heroin haze dangling a 40 from a nondescript black bag. I’m assuming the 40 is merely a mating tactic to attract the other zombies of the opposite gender. It’s been a long winter hibernation and I’m fairly certain after a few days in the mid-60s the zombie rut is already in full swing.
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Location: Lexington Market, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: Lexington Market, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.3/5
Caption: Solo Happy Hour in the rain at Lexington Market! This is the second time in roughly the same spot that I’ve seen this woman high off her ass.
Description: Every hour is happy hour at Lexington Market. Honestly, that market is one of the greatest Baltimore experiences which I would never tell a tourist about.
People think I’m being sarcastic when I tell them how much I love Lexington Market, but it’s literally one of my favorite places in the world. Ever wonder what true capitalism looks like? Take a stroll through Lexington. Regulations and legality are checked at the door as you stroll through a life-sized terrarium of unregulated commerce.
It’s like a Libertarian’s wet dream, only instead of people thriving after casting off the shackles of regulation, they are trying to score speedballs and cheap BJs in the bathroom stalls.
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I dunno, I can’t find “People who drive cars and...
I dunno, I can’t find “People who drive cars and wear clothes from the 90s” on this one…
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I saw this in my Facebook comments and I had to share. It made...
I saw this in my Facebook comments and I had to share. It made my day, thanks DH.
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Location: Baltimore, MD Rating: 3.9/5 Description: Sure,...
Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.9/5
Description: Sure, it’s not the strongest lean, but I added points because this dude is rocking a fanny-pack like it ain’t no thing a full decade after I thought they ceased to exist. If that thing was stuffed full of Hypercolor shirts and slap bracelets this would be a perfect 5!
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Nut up or shut up Baltimore
Nut up or shut up Baltimore:
Had some time to finally write out a response to some of the negativity I’ve been receiving on my Facebook page.
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Location: SEPTA Bus, Philadelphia, PA Rating:...
Location: SEPTA Bus, Philadelphia, PA
Rating: Ballsy…
Description: Another submissions from our friends at “People of SEPTA” which blows my mind. I’ve seen the same thing play out on park benches and alleyways in Baltimore, but nothing more serious than the occasional dipping zombie, and people who like to drop the N-bomb way too much on our buses.
I gotta give it up to our neighbor to the north, they gave us a perfect 5 this winter, a leaner getting held up by her kid, and now this. Baltimore needs to come back in a big way, this is probably not the best time for us to be selling off 40% of our housing projects…
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Location: North Ave McDonald’s, Baltimore, MD Rating:...
Location: North Ave McDonald’s, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.8/5
Description: Looks like the Hamburglar picked up a new habit in the pen.
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Location: Westport, Baltimore, MD Rating:...
Location: Westport, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.5/5
Description: Man, I almost didn’t recognize Patrick Turner.
This dude was literally lying on the rails before a good Samaritan came along and drug his ass off to the side. In Baltimore we’re blessed with being the location of the first railroad in the US (the B&O railroad). It’s not only a great employment center for the city, it also produces a hell of a lower recidivism rate than rehab.
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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Oh I feel bad...
Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Oh I feel bad for this guy… Is he ever going to embarrassed when he finds out Mecca is the other way.
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Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD Rating:...
Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.3/5
Description:
Sitting in the morning sun\
I’ll be sitting when the evening comes\
Watching the ships roll in\
And then I’ll watch them roll away again!!
(I’ll be singing this all day in my head…)
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Location: Howard & Sartoga, Baltimore, MD Rating:...
Location: Howard & Sartoga, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 5/5
Description: This is how it’s DONE Baltimore! It started a little slow, but when the background music kicked on and this dude did what appeared to be the best fucking robot since Soul Train, I knew we were in for something special.
The NodSqad scored big on this one, by capturing both commentary from onlookers and the drive-by-shaming of this dude by two random passerby’s they delivered a true Baltimore moment which is solid gold.
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Hipster Baltimore
Hipster Baltimore:
We did heroin before it sold out and went all mainstream.
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Location: Morrell Park, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.8/5Description:...
Location: Morrell Park, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.8/5
Description: Here you will find a post-modern video piece which juxtaposes ones desire to maintain social status and material wealth with ones unquenchable craving for smack.
I title this one “Lunch Break”.
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Location: Milford Mill and Liberty, Baltimore,...
Location: Milford Mill and Liberty, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.4/5
Description: I know what you’re thinking, ”3.4 for a guy sitting down?” Two words - Jazz Hands. Not a great lean, but extra points for pizzazz.
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Location: Baltimore, MD Rating: 3.4/5 Description: Sweet...
Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.4/5
Description: Sweet jeans, but David Coverdale is looking torn up these days… (you should probably just go ahead and Google him).
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Location: Rittenhouse Square, Philadelphia, PA Rating:...
Location: Rittenhouse Square, Philadelphia, PA
Rating: 3.7/5
Caption: Guy shitting in the middle of ritten house park philadelphia , good chance it’s pcp though.
Description: Damn… and this is the NICE part of Philly.
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