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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Did anyone else...

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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?


Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MDRating:...

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Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?

Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.

Location: Philly, PARating:  3.0/5Description: Looks like...

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Location: Philly, PA
Rating:  3.0/5
Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Little help for reader in Portland

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I have a reader in the Portland area who is looking to kick the habit. If you’re from Portland please send me a facebook message (or post it publicly for all I care, it’s staying anonymous) and lets see if we can’t help her make this site a stroll down memory lane instead of her daily commute.

Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating:...

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Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.

Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.8/5Description: I...

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Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.8/5
Description: I fucking love Baltimore. Black, white, young and old there is one thing we can all agree on… Junkie are fucking hilarious. GO RAVENS!!

Location: Olde Kensington, Philadelphia PARating:...

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Location: Olde Kensington, Philadelphia PA
Rating: 4.4/5
Description: What’s this dude waiting for? If this dude had any balls he’d pop that shirt off and run through the lush green grass of a Philly sidewalk like you’re Mary Fuckin’ Poppins. Minus half a point for being a little bitch and wussing out.

Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Cheer up...

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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Cheer up droopy, you’re high!


Location: UnknownRating: AWESOMEDescription: If he keeps landing...

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Location: Unknown
Rating: AWESOME
Description: If he keeps landing hits like that this kid very well may be our next Raven’s running back! Too soon…??

Location: Manchester, NHRating: 3.7/5Description: Live, Freebase...

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Location: Manchester, NH
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Live, Freebase and Drive.

In case you’re wondering what I do in between posts…

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In case you’re wondering what I do in between posts…

Location: Baltimore Area (not given)Rating: 2.1/5Description:...

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Location: Baltimore Area (not given)
Rating: 2.1/5
Description: This can only be one of three things:

1. Janay Rice 
2. Vehicular Manslaughter
3. A lean gone horribly, horribly wrong.

For two of those things we should be horrified, but in the off chance that this is not a felony I have to say, poor form.

Location: North Point Road, Dundalk, MDRating: 2.7/5Description:...

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Location: North Point Road, Dundalk, MD
Rating: 2.7/5
Description: To quote one of my readers: “This is what happens when the Ravens lose by 20 points to the Steelers.”

Seriously. WTF was that?

Location: Elkton, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Our...

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Location: Elkton, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Our rural counties like Cecil definitely don’t have a heroin problem. I do find it nice how all these young 20-something white kids keep getting rides from really nice older black guys in their parking lots though…

i-shot: Together....

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i-shot:

Together. Baltimore.

Facebook.com/UncensoredCity

Instagram.com/JohnPatterson63

I’ve been following this Tumblr for a few years now and I can’t recommend it enough. It shows some of the more down-trodden areas of my city but instead of focusing on the crime and poverty in a hyperbolic fashion like the news or TV, it shows people living lives in extremely difficult circumstances doing rather mundane tasks.

I feel it shows how even when you’re living in the shit you’re still human, and that’s a lesson lost on most of us in America. I sometimes wish my site had this honesty instead of being the dick and fart joke equivalent of social commentary.


Location: Saratoga Street near Lexington marketRating:...

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Location: Saratoga Street near Lexington market
Rating: 3.1/5
Description: She’s so in love with her high she’s going to buy it a ring and marry it… And then pawn the ring for more smack!

MTA: Our buses are so clean you can lick your cocaine off the...

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MTA: Our buses are so clean you can lick your cocaine off the floor… Guaranteed!

And this is why Canton shits their pants every time someone...

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And this is why Canton shits their pants every time someone mentions the Red Line…

It took me 3 fucking months to do a full crow headstand…

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It took me 3 fucking months to do a full crow headstand…

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