Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?
Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Did anyone else...
Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?
Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.
Location: Philly, PARating: 3.0/5Description: Looks like...
Location: Philly, PA
Rating: 3.0/5
Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Little help for reader in Portland
I have a reader in the Portland area who is looking to kick the habit. If you’re from Portland please send me a facebook message (or post it publicly for all I care, it’s staying anonymous) and lets see if we can’t help her make this site a stroll down memory lane instead of her daily commute.
Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating:...
Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.
Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.8/5Description: I...
Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.8/5
Description: I fucking love Baltimore. Black, white, young and old there is one thing we can all agree on… Junkie are fucking hilarious. GO RAVENS!!
Location: Olde Kensington, Philadelphia PARating:...
Location: Olde Kensington, Philadelphia PA
Rating: 4.4/5
Description: What’s this dude waiting for? If this dude had any balls he’d pop that shirt off and run through the lush green grass of a Philly sidewalk like you’re Mary Fuckin’ Poppins. Minus half a point for being a little bitch and wussing out.
Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Cheer up...
Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Cheer up droopy, you’re high!
Location: UnknownRating: AWESOMEDescription: If he keeps landing...
Location: Unknown
Rating: AWESOME
Description: If he keeps landing hits like that this kid very well may be our next Raven’s running back! Too soon…??
Location: Manchester, NHRating: 3.7/5Description: Live, Freebase...
Location: Manchester, NH
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Live, Freebase and Drive.
In case you’re wondering what I do in between posts…
In case you’re wondering what I do in between posts…
Location: Baltimore Area (not given)Rating: 2.1/5Description:...
Location: Baltimore Area (not given)
Rating: 2.1/5
Description: This can only be one of three things:
1. Janay Rice
2. Vehicular Manslaughter
3. A lean gone horribly, horribly wrong.
For two of those things we should be horrified, but in the off chance that this is not a felony I have to say, poor form.
Location: North Point Road, Dundalk, MDRating: 2.7/5Description:...
Location: North Point Road, Dundalk, MD
Rating: 2.7/5
Description: To quote one of my readers: “This is what happens when the Ravens lose by 20 points to the Steelers.”
Seriously. WTF was that?
Location: Elkton, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Our...
Location: Elkton, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Our rural counties like Cecil definitely don’t have a heroin problem. I do find it nice how all these young 20-something white kids keep getting rides from really nice older black guys in their parking lots though…
i-shot: Together....
Together. Baltimore.
I’ve been following this Tumblr for a few years now and I can’t recommend it enough. It shows some of the more down-trodden areas of my city but instead of focusing on the crime and poverty in a hyperbolic fashion like the news or TV, it shows people living lives in extremely difficult circumstances doing rather mundane tasks.
I feel it shows how even when you’re living in the shit you’re still human, and that’s a lesson lost on most of us in America. I sometimes wish my site had this honesty instead of being the dick and fart joke equivalent of social commentary.
Location: Saratoga Street near Lexington marketRating:...
Location: Saratoga Street near Lexington market
Rating: 3.1/5
Description: She’s so in love with her high she’s going to buy it a ring and marry it… And then pawn the ring for more smack!
MTA: Our buses are so clean you can lick your cocaine off the...
MTA: Our buses are so clean you can lick your cocaine off the floor… Guaranteed!
And this is why Canton shits their pants every time someone...
And this is why Canton shits their pants every time someone mentions the Red Line…
It took me 3 fucking months to do a full crow headstand…
It took me 3 fucking months to do a full crow headstand…