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Location: Dublin, IrelandRating: 2.7/5Description: Now there is...

June 12, 2014, 5:08 pm
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Rating: 2.7/5
Description: Now there is something you don’t see in Baltimore… a Bike Lane!

I also like the two pieces of dental floss serving as a safety barrier between the sidewalk and the 20 foot drop into the “bog of eternal stench” below (if you haven’t seen Labyrinth you’re only hurting yourself..). The craziest part is THAT WORKS in Europe. In the US we could put up razor wire and post guards and we’d still end up with a dozen dead kids in that water by years end. 

Well, I’m glad to see Europe’s annoying penchant for personal safety doesn’t extend to opiate use. Although I’d be willing to bet that’s more Harp than Heroin…

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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.8/5Description: The Baltimore...

June 18, 2014, 6:01 am
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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: The Baltimore City wildlife exhibit at the National Aquarium is really realistic!

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Location: Greene Street and Lombard, Baltimore, MDRating:...

June 20, 2014, 6:00 am
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Location: Greene Street and Lombard, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: Nice chili pepper boxers. Because the only thing more thug than saggy pants are a pair of chewed up boxers from your mom worn so ragged the elastic’s broke. I’m pretty sure this dude isn’t high, he’s just bending over to pick up his dignity.

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Location: Brooklyn, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Description: This...

June 24, 2014, 6:18 pm
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Location: Brooklyn, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: This is the most pathetic lean I think I’ve ever seen… If I was driving that car I would get out and make her do some laps until she learns to take her heroin like she means it.

I only gave her as high a score as I did because her fresh take on the whole “Get hooked on smack, lose all your friends and alienate family, years later die broke, friendless and alone because some 15-year-old kids decided mixing with rat poison with his package would make him $20 more” with the much more simple “Get high. Take Chevy bumper to the dome.” Bravo. Fucking brilliant.

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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 4.2/5Description: I don’t...

June 30, 2014, 6:00 am
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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5
Description: I don’t usually call them out, but this one has to be fake. You mean to tell me that this is Baltimore and there are no weeds cracking up through the pavement? The curb looks like it’s not cracking and falling into the road and it looks like the street has been paved in the last 50 years. Bullshit.

Except for the chick with the crazy neck who looks like she could have crawled out of a TV in “The Ring”, I don’t see anything in this picture that reminds me of home.

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July 1, 2014, 6:00 am
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Location: Unknown but it’s safe to say...

July 7, 2014, 7:01 am
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Location: Unknown but it’s safe to say Baltimore…
Rating: 3.4/5
Description: So let me get this straight… The chick in the soft cast leaned her crutches against the wall, sat in a comfy trash-day office chair and shot up some liquid nighttime before dozing off peacefully on a soft bed of shattered dreams?

Makes perfect sense to me! Took a shit-ton of points off for lying down, but I gotta say, I like her style of doing it!

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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Caption (from...

July 8, 2014, 7:00 am
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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Caption (from submitter): Oh, it must be the first of the month already?!

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First submission and Month of Meme just took a dark turn…

July 9, 2014, 7:00 am
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First submission and Month of Meme just took a dark turn…

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Location: Baltimore, MDRating: MY EYES MY EYES!!!Description:...

July 10, 2014, 7:00 am
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Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: MY EYES MY EYES!!!
Description: Best crab cakes in town.

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Twitter > Facebook

July 11, 2014, 7:02 pm
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Facebook was understandably upset about that last post… Even though this is an 18+ site that shit was truly nasty and they decided to take it down.

Twitter apparently has bigger balls and kept that shit up. Follow me on Twitter - @tgohbaltimore - and don’t miss a thing.

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July 16, 2014, 7:00 am
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Location: Calverton Road, Unknown City
Rating: 5/5
Description: I sure hope I didn’t start a new porn genre with my last post…

So let me get this straight… that dude injected some shit he bought off a twelve year-old directly into his veins, and then stuck his dick in the mouth of a junkie WHILE SHE’S HIGH? Wow… I better get Evil Fuckin’ Keneval over here to buy me a lotto ticket for an encore.

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Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore,...

July 18, 2014, 12:51 pm
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Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: I’m giving her a 4.1 and her unborn baby a 0.5.

Honestly, that has to suck for that woman - Never knowing whether it’s a bad batch or morning sickness, having to buy more dope because your kid keeps stealing your high, etc.

Can you imagine the tough decisions she’s going to have to make in five months when she has to decide between using the methadone to ween her newborn off the opiate addiction or catch a shitty-high while she waits for her next SSI check?

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Location: East Point Mall, Dundalk, MD Rating:...

July 28, 2014, 7:00 am
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Location: East Point Mall, Dundalk, MD
Rating: 3.4/5 
Description: Does this count as co-sleeping?

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Location: Pratt and Ann, Baltimore, MD Rating:...

July 28, 2014, 7:30 pm
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Location: Pratt and Ann, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5 
Description: Bo and Luke were running something stronger than Uncle Jessie’s moonshine that day.

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Location: Middle River, MDRating: 3.8/5Description: This rating...

August 2, 2014, 2:02 pm
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Location: Middle River, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: This rating could change drastically depending on whether the clothes are coming off or on. Since it would take a time-lapse camera to figure it out I decided to shoot for the middle and give him a semi-decent rating.

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Location: Convention Center, Baltimore,...

August 5, 2014, 7:01 am
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Location: Convention Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: It’s spring break at Zombie U and the girls are going wild! Then again, everyday is spring break when you drop out of school in the 5th grade.

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Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating:...

August 12, 2014, 7:01 am
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Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Now that’s some orioles magic! 

(*NOTE* They were kind enough to make sure Vanilla Ice and his girlfriend Ricki were alive before staging the picture.)

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Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MDRating:...

August 15, 2014, 7:00 am
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Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.7/5
Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.

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Spread the Love with Methadone Clinics

August 18, 2014, 7:00 am
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Spread the Love with Methadone Clinics:

I fucking hate politics. Ever since the Plug Uglies were relabeled as a “street gang” I lost interest.

Either way, this is a petition which everyone in Baltimore should be aware of and I’m sure most of you would like to support. Enjoy!

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