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CREEPY FAN MAIL!!
Fake Name/Email: Wait till you see my dick (a.painful.pox@gmail.com)
CREEPY MESSAGE:
You’re a real edgy guy with a real edgy blog. It’s like if an old David Cross joke were run into the ground for over a year by some real edgy old internet personality like that Maddox guy from way back. It’s that fucking edgy man.
DESCRIPTION: W’s face was my beginners Photoshop addition to this picture. Believe me… it’s better that way. I’m actually quite impressed how I was able to blend the chin into the photo like that….
I really can’t tell if this was suppose to be sarcastic hate mail, actual fan mail, or a little of both. I really hope this was hate mail, because if so I like it! The pox marked penis pic and the 6th grade book report write-up style was…. well, edgy. Unfortunately, I get the feeling this was heartfelt, and that’s what creeps me out…
When I started this blog I was prepared for the hate mail, hell I actually like reading it. The people who write hate mail are hilarious because they seriously believe the best thing to do for people with drug addiction is to ignore them, or better yet provide an in-discreet “help” without bringing it to the attention of the general public. It’s like AIDS in the 80’s all over again.
Now the scary part… If this wasn’t hate mail that means there is a dude out there reading this site who felt so amped up after reading some heroin lean rankings that they decided to take one of the many stock photos they have lying around of a syphilitic penis, attach a heartfelt message with a fake email address so I have no way of getting back to them, and then send it while masturbating in a skin suit they made from David Cross and Maddox the night before. All I can say is, if I don’t post again later this week just look for the guy with a shopping cart full of lotion.
